wingleader:

The First Honest Cable Company

My experiences with Comcast and Verizon…perfectly XD

theparadoxic:

unbelievably cute/stupid/suggestive freewood moments
→ team love and stuff and a truck (gta grand heist)

the-meta:

I thought my gif from the beginning of the season needed an update.

the-meta:

I thought my gif from the beginning of the season needed an update.

(Source: thenugu)

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

Hatched these babies tonight.  All of them have the ripple and shimmer genes.  Not sure if I’ll keep them, so if someone wants to send an offer, feel free.  I’m TahkiBK #24848 on there or you can message me here.

So….I may have broken my friend tonight when I came back to the one exhibit I left two cats in.  THERE WERE TWO OF YOU.  YOU ARE ALL INBRED.  HOW!? WHAT HAPPENED!? STOP FUCKING ALREADY.

Bonus if you can spot the cats banging in that mob there -dying-

:D My electric bug zapper/swatter came today and I got to test it on a centipede in our bathroom again.  I can proudly say this thing will make a centipede into electrical fireworks and catch on FIRE.  YES. REVENGE WILL BE MINE.

And yes…I’ve already touched it.  IT HURTS. 

tedwassanasong:

ruinedchildhood:

this episode messed me up

God this episode was amazing